Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. You can even write one yourself!
"Not Me! Monday!" is an unembarrassing way to admit things you totally didn't do this week!
Let's get started; shall we?
When I saw yet another dust bunny creep out from under the entertainment center while dusting last week, I certainly did not kick it back underneath there with my toe, pretending I had never seen it. Nope! Not me!
I did not grind extra coffee and throw it away every morning this week, just to make sure I used the coffee "within 7-10 days", like the back of the bag says. I am never wasteful, so I would most certainly never do something like that!
I also did not nurse and rock my baby to sleep every night this week! That would be spoiling him! He will never be able to go to sleep on his own, now, so I most definitely didn't do that!
Last Wednesday, when our local grocery store had a 30% off closing sale, I did not go there after my dentist appointment just to get a few extra minutes alone. Nope! Not me! I wanted to get home as fast as I could, but I realllly needed 30% off peanut butter and orange juice.
On Saturday, I did not walk up to my husband, rub my knuckles on his head and ask him if he "wanted a nookie" to which he did not reply (looking somewhat embarrassed), "Um...honey, I think you mean noogie." Nope! Not me! I know the difference between those two words!
I did not just look up the word "noogie" to make sure I spelled it right.
Yesterday at church, when my husband took our son to the bathroom to change his diaper, I did not get up after 10 minutes to make sure he hadn't handed our son to my mother-in-law, who was sitting in the back. Nope! Not me! I like to share time with my baby!
Join in and let us know what you did not do this week!